Tactical Possum FS/FT for sale in Houston Texas

$80,085.00

Howdy! Up for sale is my LNIB tactical possum. This bad boy can shred more trash than your PSA with a binary trigger!
Will include:
1 tactical hi-cap possum
1 - slice of bacon bait (if not eaten by possum)


Letting it go bc I was cleaning out the shed, didn’t realize I had it, so I just don’t have a need for it anymore.
Serial # is 0-P055Um.
Willing to meet any time yesterday, would prefer to sell, but will trade for: Taran Tactical Sand Viper, Barrett .50 BMG (any model), Hunter Biden’s Laptop, F-15 Eagle Aircraft (must be operational!), one 20mm incendiary round.

Price is FIRM! Trades MUST BE OF EQUAL VALUE!!! NO LOWBALLERS! I KNOW WHAT I’VE GOT!